the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right
Do you ever get the feeling that people are avoiding you? Nah, nevermind.
This is what I call talent.
when i laugh at things on the internet i dont even laugh i just blow more air out of my nose than usual
this post makes me so angry because you know what i did upon reading it
blew more fucking air out of my nose than usual
I DID THAT WHEN I READ THE FUCKING SECOND THING
*whispers* it’s the cycle that never ends
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people